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FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.

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  1. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    How many babies are on Zoloft?

  2. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    cure for boxxy!!!!

  3. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    I have at least several friends that could use this new drug :D .

  4. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    Here a new article:
    Kirsch, I., Deacon, B. J., Huedo-Medina, T. B., Scoboria, A., Moore, T. J. & Johnson, B. T. (2008). Initial Severity and Antidepressant Benefits: A Meta-Analysis of Data Submitted to the Food and Drug Administration. PLoS Medicine, 5, 260-268.

  5. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    Only brain damage happens, if you use antidepressant drugs — this is my own experience. Why should be there a reason for believing in progress in drugs? A progress would be a nightmare for the industry, because when the patents were phased-out, nobody can make big money with depressed people.

  6. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    IM INSUFFERABLY CHEERY

  7. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    “you know what its like to be around these people and its pretty fucking annoying” ahaha that is fucking hilarious!!! look at 1:20 its says “was tested on hundreds of realtors and kindergarten teachers”

  8. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    OMG! I haven’t been diagnosed, but I’m one of those people! :D

  9. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    “Critics say natural treatments can just as effectively crush soul”
    ROFL!

  10. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    The battle against exuberance. Ha. Ha. Ha.

  11. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    Omg, when i heard that part i couldnt stop laughing. I just wasn’t expecting it.

  12. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    I hate cool beans.

  13. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    “You know what it’s like to be around these people? It’s pretty fucking annoying.”
    -Right you are. Haha :D

  14. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    What a load of bullshit. Have you ever been depressed? I hugely doubt it.

    Want to make a point? Try citing a study newer than 19 years old.

  15. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    Gee, you think it might be a hoax? Really? Because every legitamite news station I watch uses the phrase ‘pretty fucking annoying’ on occasion. How do you not KNOW this is a joke, man?

  16. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    Must be a hoax. Go and read “A funny thing happened to me on my way to enlightenment” by Lenny Ravich

  17. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    They forgot some naturally depressing remedies like experiencing Verizon’s billing system and Sprint’s overcharging.

  18. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    The probably most frequent cause of depressions are antidepressant drugs. This is confirmed by the industry in the development of antidepressant drugs. Thus rats get an antidepressant drug in the first three life weeks, so that they show depressive characteristics as adults: Vogel, G., Neill, D., Hagler, M. & Kors, D. (1990). A new animal model of endogenous depression: a summary of present findings. Neuroscience and Biobehavioral Reviews, 14, 85-91.

  19. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    My post didn’t make it through… :(
    *Hugs NARFNra again*
    *Pukes*
    D:
    I want a Kookie!

  20. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    OK, have a hug! *gives you pill while hugging* MWAHAHAHA

  21. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    I wish they were real I know some people who need them

  22. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    If the FDA approves this drug I will personally buy 2 years worth of it and give it to those people who really piss me off… I mean those who need it.

  23. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    “Do you know what its like to be around these people? It’s pretty fucking annoying” ROFL

  24. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    thanks!

  25. Comment by Anonymous | August 3, 2009 @ 1:27 pm

    You can’t make me take this!
    *Runs around happy, looking for hugs*

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