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How many babies are on Zoloft?
cure for boxxy!!!!
I have at least several friends that could use this new drug
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Here a new article:
Kirsch, I., Deacon, B. J., Huedo-Medina, T. B., Scoboria, A., Moore, T. J. & Johnson, B. T. (2008). Initial Severity and Antidepressant Benefits: A Meta-Analysis of Data Submitted to the Food and Drug Administration. PLoS Medicine, 5, 260-268.
Only brain damage happens, if you use antidepressant drugs — this is my own experience. Why should be there a reason for believing in progress in drugs? A progress would be a nightmare for the industry, because when the patents were phased-out, nobody can make big money with depressed people.
IM INSUFFERABLY CHEERY
“you know what its like to be around these people and its pretty fucking annoying” ahaha that is fucking hilarious!!! look at 1:20 its says “was tested on hundreds of realtors and kindergarten teachers”
OMG! I haven’t been diagnosed, but I’m one of those people!
“Critics say natural treatments can just as effectively crush soul”
ROFL!
The battle against exuberance. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Omg, when i heard that part i couldnt stop laughing. I just wasn’t expecting it.
I hate cool beans.
“You know what it’s like to be around these people? It’s pretty fucking annoying.”
-Right you are. Haha
What a load of bullshit. Have you ever been depressed? I hugely doubt it.
Want to make a point? Try citing a study newer than 19 years old.
Gee, you think it might be a hoax? Really? Because every legitamite news station I watch uses the phrase ‘pretty fucking annoying’ on occasion. How do you not KNOW this is a joke, man?
Must be a hoax. Go and read “A funny thing happened to me on my way to enlightenment” by Lenny Ravich
They forgot some naturally depressing remedies like experiencing Verizon’s billing system and Sprint’s overcharging.
The probably most frequent cause of depressions are antidepressant drugs. This is confirmed by the industry in the development of antidepressant drugs. Thus rats get an antidepressant drug in the first three life weeks, so that they show depressive characteristics as adults: Vogel, G., Neill, D., Hagler, M. & Kors, D. (1990). A new animal model of endogenous depression: a summary of present findings. Neuroscience and Biobehavioral Reviews, 14, 85-91.
My post didn’t make it through…
*Hugs NARFNra again*
*Pukes*
D:
I want a Kookie!
OK, have a hug! *gives you pill while hugging* MWAHAHAHA
I wish they were real I know some people who need them
If the FDA approves this drug I will personally buy 2 years worth of it and give it to those people who really piss me off… I mean those who need it.
“Do you know what its like to be around these people? It’s pretty fucking annoying” ROFL
thanks!
You can’t make me take this!
*Runs around happy, looking for hugs*